Kiss my Glass (Slippers).

You know, I hope the first time Prince Charming mouthed off to Cinderella, she reminded him that she wore glass slippers. Until midnight. For him. Not only wore them, but stood around and even danced in them. She may have been cutting a rug, but one wrong step and she'd be cutting something else. And just look at the picture -- does it look like those things have any cushion whatsoever? I mean, they're pretty and all and she got Prince Charming out of the deal and she got to stick it to those horrible wenches she called her stepsisters, but good great googa mooga. Talk about a royal pain...